This posting is from: Denise (Densie) McCracken
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> Oh, I'm sure that Sr. Densie, RSM, could get into the habit!
Speaking of that, I have a wall in my cube where I hang my certificates.
I have some computer stuff up there, but there was will plenty of space
left, and the more certificates, the better, right? So I put up my
minister credentials, my Mother Superior title, and something that I got
from the Republican Party for giving them $15. Now people who walk by
will see all of those certificates and think that I'm really special.
It gets worse, though. Next week I will have a death certificate and
embalming receipt to put up there. In addition to being a right-wing
computer-literate head of a convent, I will be dead and embalmed.
-densie
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(This posting was entered by Denise (Densie) McCracken, an external user of MyDLV.)