Limo Ride

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This posting is from: Denise McCracken
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>Just once word of advise. If you have a small bladder, don't drink any
>alcohol or other liquids before.

There's always a 7-11 store nearby.

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This posting is from: Rosada
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Jamie,

The Limo Ride is one of the premier events of DLV. Everyone should do
it at least once. The ride and the people taking your photograph at
all the stops gives you a sense that you are a "Diva". It is a lot of
fun.

Just once word of advise. If you have a small bladder, don't drink any
alcohol or other liquids before. The limo ride can be excruciatingly
long if you are carrying a full bladder. The bathroom stops are only
available at the casinos/hotels that the limo stops. Otherwise, you'll
have to perform a pretty wild balancing act in the back of the limo
while it is in motion which involves holding a cup in one hand while
lifting up your dress and holding down your panties, girdle, and/or
panty hose all a t the same time, while pressing your head against the
back door window for some sense of stability. All this while trying
hard not to spill one single drop. Take my advise, it is not a fun
thing to do, even though the other gals riding in the back seat with
me thought it was hilarious. Isn't that right, Mindy, Diane, and
Bobbi?

TTFN,

Rosada Delano Profundo

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This posting is from: Jamie
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Rosasda, your description of going in the car was quite detailed and
hilarious. If you are drinking, would thigh highs and no underwear
work (will this make it by the censors?)?

Smile, Jamie:))

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This posting is from: Rosada
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Jamie,

I still laugh whenever I remember that incident. About those censors
though, that's a whole different story. I don't think they check
what's underneath your dress, unless you ask them to. I'm sure you
can find at least one of the girls to accommodate you, though. Ha Ha
ha !!! All in all, we a re a fun loving group of feisty broads.

Rosada

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This posting is from: Mindy
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>Just once word of advise. If you have a small bladder, don't drink
>any alcohol or other liquids before.

Just one of the high lights of being Rosada's big sister her 1st year.

YOOOO HOOOOOO

Mindy

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This posting is from: Mindy
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>Yes Yes Yes, that was a night to remember, you standing in the limo with
>that dress pulled up! But I must share that you were trying to be a lady
>about the whole thing. Our Rosada, the things she gets into we really
>should have War Storeis you know.

The part that made me laugh the hardest was when the limo driver ran to
open the door and she almost fell out and spilled the glass (I think it
hit his shoes)

Mindy

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This posting is from: annie
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>The part that made me laugh the hardest was when the
>limo driver ran to open the door and she almost fell out
>and spilled the glass (I think it hit his shoes)

{Ok, in unison now ... EEEEEeeewwwwwwww!}

One thing I never figured out here, if you had to take
a "bio break" that badly, is why didn't you just have
the limo driver pull into the nearest casino, or, in
keeping with DLV tradition, the nearest 7-11?

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This posting is from: Rosada
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> One thing I never figured out here, if you had to take
> a "bio break" that badly, is why didn't you just have
> the limo driver pull into the nearest casino, or, in
> keeping with DLV tradition, the nearest 7-11?

I wish I knew that I could have asked the limo driver to stop.
Believe you me I would have in a heartbeat. But I was informed,
whether correctly or not, that once the limo procession started there
was no stopping (because that would mean ) until we got to a hotel.
Doing so, would mean our limo would have to get out of the caravan.
If you have a bladder like mine, you know that when that urge hits
you you can only squeeze it tightly and for so long. And if the
limos haven't arrived at the casino(s), then you better take
immediate action as I did as I did.

Rosada

Poor Charles. I think that was our limo driver's name. I apologized
to him sooo many times. I truly felt badly for messing his shiny
black shoes. I'm only glad it was only his shoes that got it .

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This posting is from: Rosada
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> The part that made me laugh the hardest was when the limo driver
> ran to open the door and she almost fell out and spilled the

Hi Big Sis,

I remember I was putting so much pressure on my head up against the
window to keep stabilized while the limo was in motion so I could pee
in the cup. Then I was worrying that I would over fill the cup, and
make a bigger mess by wetting myself and spiling the cup's contents
in the back of the limo. I was trying so hard to control the flow.
Then, just as begin to relax so the flow can start up again all of
sudden the limo stops, and the door flies open with poor Charles
holding the door as if holding it for some Grand Dame to exit, and
here I go tumbling out, trying to hold onto that stupid red plastic
cup. I don't remember how much of its contents golden ended up on
Charles' shoes. I just remember how embarrassed I was. I hope there
weren't any tourists were taking photos that night. There I am half
out of the limo with my dress up past my butt with my panty hose
pulled down, and everything God gave me exposed to the world.

Rosada

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This posting is from: Rosada
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> Our Rosada, the things she gets into we really
> should have War Storeis you know.

Yes dear sister-in-law,

In hindsight, I'm glad I did what had to be done. I was trying real
hard to be lady about the whole episode. And believe me, if I could
have held it for just a wee (no pun intended) bit longer, I would
have. But the situation got so terribly painful, I knew I had to take
drastic measures, lady or no lady, or I was going to explode. That
surely would have ended all DLV fun for me.

Hugs,
Rosada

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