Taking the bus at DLV ...

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Thanks for getting back to me so quick, I think I jumped the gun and
what happened last year I must have missed or passed over the final
detailed itinerary.

The City Bus,,,,,,well,,,I fly dressed, so taking the bus is actually a
little tamer than flying. I don't pretend to pass,,,but I'm not gonna
let that stop me for sure.

But I have had some very exciting adventures on the Las Vegas City bus
all the way from a bus FULL of sloshed terrorists ( sorry TOURISTS is
the word I was looking for ) in which one very pretty lady insisted in
showing Laura White ( best friend,well kinda I'll explain) and myself
her new "boobs" and with her husbands approval she insisted that we fell
how natural they were.....footnote: I was amazed how wonderful they
felt,this examination lasted for a lengthy time until her sloshed
husband became aware that my interest in her breasts were not entirely
for "medical purposes". This was to delight of the rest of the patrons
on the bus who probably enjoyed the free Vegas style floor show where
there was not a two drink minimum. At this point I was afraid to stand
up and exit the bus,,, lucky for huge purses !

Twilight Zone Bus trip ,,,,,,,headed from MGM to the Sahara.....Seated
in the front of the bus in one of the bench style seats facing the
middle if the bus,,Laura and I gleefully headed back to the Sahara to
freshen up and then head out for the evening for more adventures. At
the next stop more people got on the bus including what could be best
described as a combination of "OTIS CAMBELL " the town drunk from Andy
of Mayberry and Speedy Gonzalez of the cartoon fame,,,now add to this
the fact that he most probably resided in #1 A cardboard box #2 Local
Flop house or # 3 Las Vagas Central Jail.

Now I bring to the picture Laura White whom I believed to be a good
friend for over 10 years who saw the guy comming ,,,,quickly she jumped
seats. Me ? I am a blonde and never saw the guy until he snuggled up
against me and holy crap! Kisses me on the cheek, thanks goodness for
CLORAX. This guy was all over me at which point I advised him that I was
going to tell his mother about his conduct,,,,this actually worked and
he seemed a little worried that I would. ( The rest of the bus however
thought the attempted rape and Molestation of myself was very
amusing,,,,including Ms White ) The Bus Driver,,,obviously on crack or
enjoying yet another free floor show, watched quietly in the mirror.

You know I just remembered his name ( Holy Crap ! )

Pedro then asked me for .50 so that he could buy a doughnut......now I
realized that it was not me that he wanted but my money,
devistated...bewildered and hurt......I gave him .50 to get a doughnut
but warned him if it was for wine that I would find out and tell his
mother.( Oh yea,,,where did he get the money for the bus pass ?)

At this point the bus arrived at the Sahara and I quickly got off the
bus without having to use my purse as cover up !

Don't let me diswade you on using the bus,,,it's actually very
clean,efficient and cheap!

Yes OK Annie you are right on that ! Taking the bus is not for the
timid,,,,,,but if you take the city bus,,,,get on the one I'm on,,,seems
all the "flys" follow me ..........

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