This is just me being silly, but I finally made it onto Google Street View! This link takes you to the street corner where the Google car passed me while I was walking to The Amazing Kale Burger during Pinkfest 2016.
https://goo.gl/maps/2tr3Ee3JucK2
That's me on the northwest corner of Howard and Chicago.
My 15 minutes of fame are now over (or will be when the car makes it by there again.)