This posting is from: Michelle Jenkins
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Hi
As in past years I will give a blow by blow account of what I did, saw
and thought about the various activities I attended or not as the case
may be.
Sunday, May 2:
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Happy Hour / Freezone, Naples between Paradise and Swenson.
Never been here before. I arrived to lots of hugging from people I
hadn't seen since last year. This was the only place I saw the
registration actually laid out on the table. I was asked to read the
shortened conditions of participation or whatever we called
it... although it seemed superfluous since I wrote most of it!
Pre-DLV Dinner/ Milano's Pizza and Pasta, Paradise at Naples
Nice food, but this place lacked space, seating and the service seemed
to slow progressively as more and more people arrived. [See general
comments on food places]
Decided not to trek across town to Flex. [See general comments on bars]
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Monday, May 3:
Side trip to Rhyolite (authentic ghost town)
I went with Annie [lets go up and down this same piece of road three
times], Densie and Tony. Aiko [lets go via Death Valley] seemed to have
got lost and we ended up sending a considerable part of the trip trying
to find them. The radios worked as well as two tin cans with a 300 foot
piece of loose string between them...
We did stop at some old cement works ruins along the way and then, when
we finally got to the ghost town, we saw that everyone had already been
and gone and we stayed for just a few minutes cruising round in the car.
Happy Hour / Hamburger Mary's, Paradise at Harmon.
Dinner / Hamburger Mary's, Paradise at Harmon.
Well I only got there for a happy "ten minutes" but Hamburger Mary's was
welcome relief after the day in the car. Food and drink OK and
reasonably priced.
It didn't seem to me that HM suffered to much from having a large group
in. We were able to get served fairly promptly even though we were
amongst the last to sit down and the food service was also reasonably
prompt. Certainly the company at my table was good and the time past
quickly.
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Tuesday, May 4:
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Lake Mead Boat Cruise / Meet at San Remo, carpool to site.
This was kewl. Well actually it was HOT (108F when we left the boat) and
fairly windy as well.
The group seemed to split into three basic activities:
- Find the bar, order drinks and sit there through the tour (in hiding?)
- Go on deck, and fry in the midday sun between getting drinks and
taking photos
- Cruise the ship, drinking, eating, photo'ing etc, etc.
Seemed like we were well received although we certainly got a few looks
when we arrived and were waiting amongst the numerous tourist groups.
Night of Soiled Doves side trip.
Let me start by saying that this was the definitely in the category for
best activity at DLV 2004. I had some trepidations about what was going
to happen, especially with the "be prepared for surprises" comment in
the notes.
Well we started off with another rush and wait. Annie, Densie and Tony
needed to gas the hearse (of which I never got a photo :-( ), and then
we (Ginger, Aiko, Yvonne, Debbie, Diane) needed go to Aiko's place to
pick up the forgotten red roses.
The caravan train left about 6:30pm for the Chicken Ranch and we arrived
about 7:30. Groups photos over, we then we were warmly welcomed by the
girls, madam and others there. We were surprised to be offered shrimp
and other finger food, and champagne that seemed unending. We all got a
little bag of souvenir goodies to take away and at a few bought the
obligatory T-Shirt.
The girls were gorgeous and I would personally have swapped my body with
any of them. They were all really out going and I think enjoyed the
whole party atmosphere as we discussed everything from the geographical
location of New Zealand to the type of sexual practices they indulged in
and everything in between.
Aiko says we were there for about an hour but I thought it was longer
than that.
Most of the group went in cars while Ginger had organised a limo for the
six of us. This was definitely a real plus 'cause we had a great time
going there and back, including consumption of that Tennessee whisky
(without the 'e', that Ginger had brought along.
The trip home was fraught with anxiety as at one point I really didn't
think I'd be able to hold out another 30 seconds for a rest room stop.
Our driver found a MacDonalds some where along the road and I must have
really looked a mess as I charged through the convenience store, in a
blue sequinned gown, asking "ladies restroom???" looking for the ladies!
We stopped at Sonic but it didn't seem like many wanted or needed to eat
after the spread at the Ranch.
Night of the Soiled Doves Reception / Las Vegas Lounge,
I was here for maybe 3 minutes. A bit of dive of a place. I can't say I
liked the surrounding area that much either....
We were so late I gather that our reception party had all left before we
arrived.
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Wednesday, May 5:
Star Trek Experience / Las Vegas Hilton
Lunch / Quark Bar, LV Hilton
Different and really worth while. I thought I was going to be late to
this after being "soiled" the previous night but the timing worked well.
There were about 10? for the rides and 7 or 8 stayed for the lunch.
The rides weren't quite as dramatic as I remembered them nor as
"invasive" as I expected.
Happy Hour / Hard Rock CAFE , Paradise at Harmon.
Dinner / Hard Rock CAFE , Paradise at Harmon.
Kewl place. Good food. Ribs and Chicken Rule!
Big group here and it seemed to over whelm the place for a while. I
guess there are a lot of secretaries in the world after all! Parking was
an issue as well, with a car park coming available more from good luck
than good management.
HRC staff guarded the entrance to the ladies restroom and seemed to let
either GG's or us in, in groups. I was watching this and it seemed like
while there weren't likely to be any incidents, the filtering was an
incident in its self, perhaps negatively portraying us to the GG's there
who had to wait in line.
There was rumour that a young girl (10-12??) had gone in earlier and
seen one or more of our group and gone back to her parents with the
problem. Maybe that was the HRC solution?
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Thursday, May 6:
Golf / Desert Rose Golf Club, Sahara at Nellis Blvd.
As far as I'm concerned any day playing golf is a good day. It was hot
and the wind played its part again, blowing hair and making life
difficult, but as Julie Anne commented it provided Air Con when we drove
in certain directions!
The staff here are used to us now and I think this place can be
considered a reasonably safe venue.
Being from NZ I had trouble getting my payment through and having an
e-mail address to send it to rather than a fax would have been VERY
useful.
The golf varied between excellent and poor with a range of scores from
80 to 129 as I recall. Julie lost her tiarra / crown to the new DLV
champion those name immediately escapes me.
About two thirds of the way through Julie Anne commented how she was
still using the same ball she started with. Within three shots she had
lost that one as well asa second one in the same body of water! See the
golfing GODs are listening and they taken their revenge quickly!
Yvonne spent the day as a roving reporter and must have taken a 100 or
so pictures. I didn't realise my bum looked so big from so far away!!!!
Ovation, The Show / Ovation Theatre, Aladdin Hotel and Casino
I'm not entirely sure what show we saw, although by the time we got
there it was called "V". But was this Ovation, renamed as "V" or was it
"V" moved from The Venetian?
It was a fun show, with lots of good artistes. The humour was good and
while I had seen the masks act twice before at Showgirls of Magic, it as
funny this time around. I guess the actual results from this act are
always unpredictable.
Limousine tour / Aladdin Hotel, Main entrance.
Gina, Aiko, Yvonne, Tootsie, Ginger and I were in Limo 1, with
Hollywood. This big black guy had obviously not known what he was
getting him self in for so he was surprised by us but Gina soon educated
him in what and who we were and he provided us with a great time. Lots
of the girls ended up getting their photos taken with him.
We had champagne, Tequila, wine and coke. The limo had some Tequila as
well and it was ALL gone before the tour was over.
The organisers need to be congratulated on a well run activity, although
I thought we were supposed to do the Luxor? Seemed like it was over in a
flash however as with previous years Gina hi-jacked the limo and we went
off to get Burritos at Robertos.
Once again my bladder was past full and in ready to burst mode. I
remember (vaguely) going into the Cheers bar next door to pee. I
certainly attracted a few looks in the blue sequinned gown with long leg
split as I walked past the bar and between the pool tables!
That blue gown seems to be associated with desperate rest room stops?! :-)
And those burritos were great. Just what we need to keep us going!
Hollywood took us into the Aladdin parking structure, to my car and I
changed to something more conservative right there in the parking lot.
No one seemed to notice although I was probably too far gone to to have
noticed anyway!
We then got dropped off at Bellagio and headed for an appointment with
Charles. Seems like Charles is a bit of nomad and he had changed bars
since last year. We found him though, and he even recognised many of us
from last year.
Gina and I had breakfast at Bellagio about 5:00am before heading back to
our respective beds about 6:00am. Another year, another all nighter!
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Friday, May 7:
English High Tea / Cobblestone Corner Tea Room, 6115 W. Tropicana
Well I missed this for the third year in a row. I was asleep from last
nights activities.
Dinner / Carluccio's, Tropicana and Spencer. See directions.
Still subdued from too little sleep and too much to drink, this was a
quiet affair for me. The Chicken Marsala was excellent although the
service seemed to be slower than last year. Again maybe the group was
overwhelming the place a bit.
After the food everyone seemed to be confused as to whether that was it
or not. I was sort of expecting dessert or coffee but it never came.
There seemed to be some confusion over which rest room we were to use. I
used the one near the bar, apparently this was a no no.
Annual Mixer / Goodtimes Lounge, Tropicana at Spencer St.
I stayed long enough to take the group photo and I was off.
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Saturday, May 8:
Today started off early with a trip back to see Charles at the Bellagio,
with Gina. We started the day with some Bloody Mary's. These were good
and certainly woke me up!
It was then another breakfast at Bellagio, before another visit to say
"goodbye" to Charles. The cafi there, serves a huge stack of pancakes!
Claude Hall Gun Show / Cashman Center (meet at San Remo)
Something new and different for a girl from New Zealand. We don't have
guns and certainly we don't have gun shows like this one. While it might
appear that this is not the ideal place for a trannie to go walking
there really wasn't much in the way of interest from anyone there.
We walked up and down all the aisles as Gina and Yvonne stocked up on
cartridges, magazines and other essential gun stuff. I bought one of
those plastic signs that said "Caution: Attack cat" and a camo T-Shirt.
I look pretty cute in it! :-)
Garden Party / Mindy's residence
We arrived fashionably late, about 1:00pm after getting lost 'cause
neither Gina or I had bothered to really read the directions!
It was hot and I was all set to don my bathing costume and relax in the
pool but alas it was closed!
This was a real great little activity, with lots of chances to catch up
one more time with those we'd had fun with this trip. For many it seemed
the place where goodbyes were made.
We headed to Aiko and Yvonnes suite, where Gina reverted to male mode,
and sent us all into shock! :-)
Afterwards, Aiko, Yvonne, Gina and I went cross town to Makino's
Japanese Sushi bar. Wow! What a spread! This was one of the nicest meals
I've had for some time. This is definitely something we should look at
for the next DLV.
We got Gina to the airport with plenty of time to spare before I dropped
her rental off at Hertz. It was only as I drove in that I realised it
wasn't my car, I wasn't in boy mode and what if..... Well nothing
happened.
General comments about Bars
While I realise that Goodtimes, LVL, Flex and Freezone are known safe
bars they are all real low class places! Goodtimes was overwhelmed by
our group and LVL really had a flavour I'd prefer to avoid. To be honest
I avoided these a lot this year by just not going and I got the feeling
that a lot of previous attendees did the same.
We spent a lot of time in some of the higher class places most
noticeably Bellagio. There were no issues and we were well treated as
any ladies should be.
IMHO we need to be more careful about the bars we choose, especially as
the group grows, we seem to overwhelm some of these places. There is a
place for them but I don't think they should dominate the schedule as
they have this and in past years.
General Comment about Food, restaurants, etc.
Milano's food was great but it IS TOO small for even a partial group
appearance.
Apart from HRC, which too seemed a little overwhelmed by us, everything
was a repeat of last years venues.
IMHO we need to look for new places that can accommodate our increasing
size without creating undue risk and anxiety for the new comers.
Las Vegas now has a plethora of great eating places, many of which are
not that expensive. Makinos, for example, averaged at $35 per person
including a bottle of wine and drinks and tip.
Later this year I will make some suggestions for alternative eating
places, and despite my DNV policy I may raise my hand and host some
upmarket eating adventures. (For those that don't know, DNV = Does Not
Volunteer)
Summary and final comments
Well I had a great time. Aiko, Tootsie, Mindy, Debbie, Michelle (NV) and
all their helpers need to be well and truly congratulated on their
efforts with NSD, Limo, Show, HRC and Golf and various parties. Thanks
so much ladies.
Thanks to those I have not mentioned by name as well.
Ginger thanks (I think?!?) for the Tennessee Whisky and I'll see you in
September.
Annie well done again with the overall organisation. It worked pretty
well although I think we need to specifically program in some "SLEEPING"
activities. Maybe we could double track them with those that start after
mid night so people still think its an official activity? :-)
Having the golf before the Limo tour worked well but it made Thursday a
long day for the golfers, show and limo tourists.
So...lets do it all again next year!
Hugs
Michelle
(Currently still in Las Vegas recovering from sleep deprivation and
alcohol abuse!)
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(This posting was entered by Michelle Jenkins, an external user of MyDLV.)