DLV in the news!

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http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/leisure/2005/may/06/518717131.html

I see that Eric is not the only one who needs a lesson in pronouns! :(

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This posting is from: Denise McCracken
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Yeah, that was rude, but many people just don't know any better.

It doesn't look like DLV is going to be getting any smaller.

-densie

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This posting is from: Rosada
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Hey, it's great that Divas is finally getting noticed and making news.
It's got to start somewhere. Maybe next time one of the gals we'll be
asked to appear in an episode of CSI: Las Vegas. Any volunteers to
write a script and submit to the CSI production team? Just kidding!!

Rosada

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This posting is from: Denise McCracken
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>asked to appear in an episode of CSI: Las Vegas. Any volunteers to
>write a script and submit to the CSI production team?

How about a porno file script? I'll give you the first scene, and
someone else can pick it up from there. I'm sure that my mail program
will remove all of the script formatting, so if you're gonna send this
to CSI, you'll have to put it back in.

FADE IN:

EXT. - DLV GOLF

ROSADA
It sure is hot on this golf course.

SWOOSHY
You're not kidding. I wish I could take off my wig.

ROSADA
I'm not wearing a wig. This is my real hair.

ANNIE
This is my hair. Look, I've got a receipt for it.

ROSADA
It's not my wig that's bugging me, it's this bra!

SWOOSHY
Why don't you just take it off?

ROSADA
I can't, my breast forms would fall out.

SWOOSHY
Oh. Mine are real, I had them done a few months ago.

ROSADA
Really? Can I see them?

SWOOSHY
Well, it is kind of
(beat)
hot out here!
(taking off bra)

ROSADA
Oh yeah, it's really hot

PORNO MUSIC begins "DUMP DUMP DUMP DADA DUMP DUMP DUMP"

ROSADA
Wow, those are real!
(sucking on Swooshy's boobs)

ANNIE
Hey look, you guys, we have to be at the annual mixer in an hour, so we need to hurry up and finish the game.

DUMP DUMP DUMP DADA DUMP DUMP DUMP

SWOOSHY
I never hurry.
(groaning noises)

ANNIE
Hey, there's a dead body down here!

SWOOSHY
Who gives a sh*t?


Who wants to write scene two?

-densie

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This posting is from: Rosada
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I believe everyone has a right to express their opinion. And honey, you
know what they say about opinions.

Rosada

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This posting is from: Rosada
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Densie, what a great start. Love it.

However, sweetie we'll have to get a stand-in for me since I don't do
golf very well. Maybe if you wrote a scene where I get to nibble on
William Peterson, that might be more to my liking.

Rosada

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This posting is from: Jenni
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I believe everyone has a right to think they have a sense of humor, but
I don't think I like the idea of DLV being perceived in this fashion.
Just my opinion.

Jenni

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This posting is from: kumiko yvonne watanabe
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ok....and who is William Peterson? For those like me that don't know....

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This posting is from: annie
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>Reality check. Although DLV isn't a sex event, it's definitely not
>family or Christian entertainment.

Actually, I daresay that we're probably the only event in the known
universe that has an outing to a church on one day and an outing to
a cathouse the next day. :)

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This posting is from: Denise McCracken
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>I believe everyone has a right to think they have a sense of humor, but
>I don't think I like the idea of DLV being perceived in this fashion.

Reality check. Although DLV isn't a sex event, it's definitely not
family or Christian entertainment. We're a bunch of crossdressers,
going to gay bars in Sin City.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a
man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so
are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Yes, I know, you can quote thousands of web pages where homosexuals and
crossdressers have attempted to make something else out of this, but
there's no point in wasting bandwidth going down that road. It's black
and white. We go to Vegas to SIN, not to pass out Chick tracts.

As one of the original organizers (1998-2005), I am sick of uptight
people coming in and trying to turn DLV into vacation bible college.
One of the things that bothers me the most about the "gender community"
is that people just don't deal with reality. They think that Walter
Matthau in a dress is going to be passible, or even acceptable, in
public society. They put on dresses and makeup and tell each other that
they look great, not noticing that everyone who passes them by is
laughing.

Those of us who are dealing with reality are the ones who KNOW this, and
go out and do it anyway, thumbing our noses at the world. We don't need
someone to come around and tell us that our sense of humor isn't
socially acceptable, because WE are not socially acceptable, and
includes you. Live with it.

-densie

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