A scene between #3 & # 4

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This posting is from: Rosada
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A scene between #3 & # 4:

Camera pans across a large crowd of tourists who are taking photos of a
bunch of hot looking Divas who had just emerged from a long line of
limos in front of the erupting Volcano at the Mirage. Al the girls are
just loving all this attention and are posing for extra special
photographs with certain male touristas.

Male Tourist #1 to Male Tourist #1: Ralph, look at that one. Wow!
She's hot looking. Have to say see looks better than my wife.

Suddenly male #1 let go a hair raising shriek as wifey-poo grabs him by
the cojones and squeezes real hard!

Wifey-Poo: I guess you're sleeping in the dog house tonight, buster.

Male Tourist #1" (under his breath and while gently rubbing himself)

Maybe one of those babes will do my the favor of spending some time in
the dog house with me. I'd like to ... that one good looking Latina
and ...

Male Tourist #2: It's too late. They're all getting into those
limosines.

As the girls start making their way toward the limosines, Rosada spots
a family of Mormons from Utah who are spending their vacation in Las
Vegas. She notices the little boy tugging at his dad trying to ask him
a question.

Little Mormon boy to his dad: " You mean those are men?"

Rosada turning to the little boy and giving him a wink: "This is what
happens when you don't eat your verduras, I mean your vegetables."

Rosada is last seen heading checking all the limos saying, "Gil, where
are you my love?"

Fade out to a commercial for some feminine hygiene product.

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This posting is from: Rosada
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I'm sure there's a place for this friend of yours in the CSI script.
Maybe it will be in the end scene where Gil and the rest of the CSI
team are wrapping up the weekly who-did-it at the scene of the last
crime, which happens to be the house next door to where your friend
lives. Your friend comes out to mow the lawn as the CSI team get into
their vehicles and he waves at them, jiggling his sagging boobs. Gil
sticks his head out the window and yells out, "Stop drinking the Las
Vegas tap water!"

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This posting is from: Denise McCracken
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>Rosada turning to the little boy and giving him a wink: "This is what
>happens when you don't eat your verduras, I mean your vegetables."

>Fade out to a commercial for some feminine hygiene product.

These things get funnier all the time. hehehe

I remember when people used to stare at me, point and whisper, and I
would say, "Don't worry, it's not contagious!"

Then I had a roommate who was F->M and he didn't think that he had an
obligation to wear a shirt, despite still having a rack of
well-developed (if somewhat sagging) boobs to go with his beard and
rippling muscles. One day the neighbor came over and watched him mowing
the lawn and he said, "It's something in the water! Whatever you do,
don't drink the water!" Oh Gawd, I cracked up.

-densie

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