Monorail (was Re: [dlv] "Event Headquarters Hotel")

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This posting is from: Denise McCracken
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Anybody heard any good monorail jokes lately?

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This posting is from: annie
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> Anybody heard any good monorail jokes lately?

Well, it seems like the Monorail itself is kind of a joke. They are
reporting that shortly after it re-opened after being shut down for the
Labor Day holiday, it is shut down again for some kind of a mechanical
failure.

Maybe Johnny and Ed can express it better ...

Ed: Tell me, oh great one!

Carnak: May the sewers of Rangoon back up in your breakfast!

Audience: {groan}

Ed: Funk and Wagnall's porch, since noon today!

Carnak: Sim salla bim.

Ed: I hold in my hand, the LAST envelope!

Audience: {applause} {cheer} {whistle}

Carnak: May your only son win a Vanna White look-alike contest!

Audience: {chuckle}

Carnak: (envelope to forehead) The Titanic had an orchestra.

Ed: The Titanic had an orchestra.

Carnak: {rip - poof} What's the difference between the Titanic and the
Las Vegas Monorail?

Audience: {laughter} {applause}

Oh well, you asked. :)

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