Need a good laugh today? Read on

[Katie Wilson]

Hi girls and boys.
Lets call this ***A funny thing happened to me on the way to the golf course***.

Need a good laugh today? Then read on my friends.
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How dumb is **Dumb Katie**?

She is Soooo Dumb..
She was thrilled with the prospect of golfing in womens clothing again last week which she hadn't done in a while. Instead of her usual method of making sure she was awake at the right time such as leaving her watch on the bedside table, She thought better of it and laid out her cell phone instead because it has a light on it.

Unfortunately I didn't give a thought to setting the dual time zone (Vegas time is 3 Hours behind home time ==Eastern standard time), as I usually do when going away,
Consequently I got up at what I thought was 5:00AM. Showered, splashed on some sun lotion and makeup and set off for the coffee stand down in the casino and ordered up a coffee and Massive US style muffin, Sheesh they know how to eat down there!
Then I called my golfing compadre Beverly on her cell phone to make sure Bev did not sleep in. (She didn't) *lol*.

Well girls and boys I thought it was kinda dark outside but just assumed that maybe it was going to rain but it was actually 3:30AM and not 6:30 as it appeared to be on my phone. . *lol*. Anyhow I decided to gamble for 3 hours to pass the time away then meet an irate Bev at the Real 6:30 AM. She took it in stride and we had a chuckle or two about it. Needless to say when we arrived at the golf course all golfers were swiftly informed of my dumb assed error.
**And told to tell five people to tell five people to tell 5 people***.

Good D L V folk law for future DLVers me thinks.

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This posting is from: Katie Wilson
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Hi girls and boys.
Lets call this ***A funny thing happened to me on the way to the golf course***. +

Need a good laugh today? Then read on my friends. +
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How dumb is **Dumb Katie**? +

She is Soooo Dumb.. +
She was thrilled with the prospect of golfing in womens clothing again last week which she hadn't done in a while. Instead of her usual method of making sure she was awake at the right time such as leaving her watch on the bedside table, She thought better of it and laid out her cell phone instead because it has a light on it.+

Unfortunately I didn't give a thought to setting the dual time zone (Vegas time is 3 Hours behind home time ==Eastern standard time), as I usually do when going away, +
Consequently I got up at what I thought was 5:00AM. Showered, splashed on some sun lotion and makeup and set off for the coffee stand down in the casino and ordered up a coffee and Massive US style muffin, Sheesh they know how to eat down there! +
Then I called my golfing compadre Beverly on her cell phone to make sure Bev did not sleep in. +

Well girls and boys I thought it was kinda dark outside but just assumed that maybe it was going to rain but it was actually 3:30AM and not 6:30 as it appeared to be on my phone. . *lol*. +

Needless to say when we arrived at the golf course all golfers were swiftly informed of my dumb assed error. +
**And told to tell five people to tell five people to tell 5 people. +

Good folk law for future DLV's me thinks.



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[Katie Wilson]

Please delete the **second copy** of the letter I wrote It looks ridiculous to have repeats. I didn't post 2. I posted 1 and edited it after seeing mistakes.

Oh and delete this message too there would be no point in reading this either.

If I post again which is unlikely I will edit it first.