On Drinking En Femme ...
Femme Drinking Tips
by
Tina Tawdre
Many t* girls spend a lot of time in bars. I know I do. Sometimes this
is a result of personal lifestyle and entertainment choices, in other
instances it is a reflection of how much t* social life involves gay and
tranny bars. Even if you are just a social drinker in the privacy of
your own or friends' homes, I hope you'll find the following advice
interesting and useful.
- Don't get drunk in public. There are few sights more pathetic than
that of a queen down on her knees worshipping the porcelain goddess.
Considering the state of most public restrooms, you won't like the
memory the next morning. Besides it will ruin your hose, guaranteed.
- Observe the way genetic girls (GGs) drink in public. It's the same
way they do in private. They sip drinks instead of gulping them down.
Sipping takes longer, so you'll drink less.
- Girls use straws. If the bartender doesn't put a straw in your
drink, ask him/her for one. If the bartender forgets again for your
second drink, then he/she is either incompetent, incredibly
absent-minded, or just a jerk.. Unless they have otherwise been very
friendly, move to a different part of the bar, or go to a different
establishment. Insist on respect, and give your business to places that
give you your due.
- Don't drink shots. They just aren't enjoyable unless you swig them
in one gulp, and that just isn't lady-like (even though some GGs do).
And, candidly, shots just get you drunk faster. Taboo!
- Drink plenty of water when drinking alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates
you. Dehydration can make a hangover worse. Learn to ask for a glass
of water between drinks. You'll drink less, spend less, and avoid
drying out your throat (which can help you maintain that pretty feminine
voice).
- Can we talk here? Don't mix sex and binge drinking. If you're at a
tranny bar, and you're new to going out dressed, you may be surprised at
the number of t* admirers you meet. Their attention can be very
flattering, but if too much booze numbs your brain, you may stop
thinking sensibly and make some terrible mistakes. Alcohol removes your
inhibitions, which is another way of saying that it messes up your
normal thinking processes. Keep control, and know what you're doing.
You'll enjoy it more if you can remember it.
Finally, and I really mean this from the heart, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
Take a taxi home. You'll thank yourself in the morning.